Friday, November 21, 2025

Jingle Bells Jiggle

 



 

Jingle bells

Jingle bells

Jingle all the way….

 

            Singing woman sings out of key into the locker room of Kennedy High Pool. Completely uninhibited. Nothing unusual about that. Her earbuds in, her big bare brown rump swaying to the rhythm; she's naked and festive.

            LS gives me a look from across the bench. I start laughing. She shakes her head. Rolls her eyes. I grin.

            “Why is she singing Christmas Song?” Z demands from the other side of me. “It’s not even Thanksgiving!”

            I shrug, “Well, at least Christmas is close.”

            Often Singing Woman sings Jingle Bells, even in the summer. It’s August. The air is as hot as the Bay Area gets. 78 or maybe even 81 degrees. And, she’s inside the locker room singing Jingle Bells.

            It is a catchy tune I suppose if a little tired. I remember teaching piano lessons to the kids out in Orinda at Christmas time. Everyone wanted to learn Jingle Bells. The kids would bang out the melody. I’d join in with the standard chords in the bass. I have to admit their excitement was contagious even though I wasn’t really a big fan of Jingle Bells. There are other Christmas Carols that I prefer: Silver Bells, Ukrainian Bells—a duet that I used to play with my mother at Christmas. Dressed in our long red velvet dresses, we’d sit together on the piano bench and play this lovely carol together.

Carol of the Bells



            But Jingle Bells? Only with the kids.

            “I will take him to that Thai restaurant on the water. Yeah. He likes that place. It’s one of his favorites. And we’ll go there for dinner for his birthday and it’ll be fine.”
            I overhear Singing Woman talking to herself. Or is she taking notes over Jingle Bells? I glance over at her as I throw my lotions, swimsuit, and masks into my bag.

            “I just figured out what I’m gonna do for my godson for his birthday. I’m gonna take him to this Thai place that he loves. Out in San Leandro.  On the water.”

            “That sounds lovely,” I offer.

            “Yeah, I was gonna take him to see Mariah Carey in Vegas,  but I checked the ticket prices online. $240!!!”



            “Wow!”

            “I’d be in debt for the next year!” She chuckles.

            “No need for that if you can take him to Thai Food.”

            “Exactly!”

            She’s almost dressed now, but the Jingle Bells have captured her again. She starts singing more loudly, with more abandon and more out of tune.

            “Jingle Bells….Jingle Bells….” She sings.

            I join in, “...jingle all the way!”

            She grins over at me as we both sing out: “OH, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, HEY!”

            LS heads out of the locker room with Z. They’re chatting quietly with their heads together, not partaking of the festive caroling.

            I gather up my swim bag, grab my fins, slip my big parka on, “Have a great Thai Dinner!” I call out as I head to the exit.

            “Thank you!” Singing Woman says. “I’m so glad I figured that out!”

            “Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells…..” echoes after me as I open the heavy glass doors and step into the day.

Natalie Cole sings Jingle Bells

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Jingle Bells Jiggle

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