Thursday, August 10, 2023

The Talking Corridor

 

“...her name is Fiona Hill and her last book….”

“…. Mrs. Dalloway’s had….”

“…. read the….”

“…. if she tells me again….”

I’m swimming between two walking ladies at the Kennedy Pool. They are talking. I am catching only snippets of their conversation each time I pass between them on my way up and down the lane. I am here to swim. They are here to talk.

            It’s a different kind of workout. The Talking Workout.

            And in the shallow lanes, there is definitely more talking than swimming going on. Part of it, of course, is the fact that they are walking in the water vs. swimming in the water. Water walking just lends itself to talking, and if the walkers are ‘regulars,’ well, they have a rapport going already. Ripe for talking.

            Today I knew I was taking my chances getting in the shallow ‘lap’ lane. I knew that a walker would probably get in with me and this is fine, but naturally, I’d rather have the lane to myself. I don’t like to share. So today, when one of the ‘Talkers,’ Alice, got in the lane next to me, we exchanged smiles and she started in on her walking and I continued my swimming. But then Granny Glasses Woman got in on the other side of me and started walking and talking over me to Alice as I swam in between them.

            They completely ignored me. I wasn’t even there even though I swam between them every minute or so. The conversation continued over me and I couldn’t help but catch fragments of it as I swam past.

            “…..and you just have to watch out for them. They all have a mean streak. Men! I love ‘em but I stay away from them….”


            Alice frowns and shakes her head as this pronouncement floats over me. It strikes me as wrong. In my experience, I find that most men aren’t the ‘mean’ type. Women are. Maybe I got this from when I was a teenager and the ‘mean’ girls ostracized me from their ‘in-crowd’ when I told them we were moving out of Hacienda Heights to Irvine. For some reason, they took this as an affront to their community and wouldn’t speak to me for the remainder of my time there.

            It was MEAN!

And, in Soap Operas, sure the men are scheming and manipulative, but not ‘mean'.  Watch out for Victoria on the Young and the Restless. She’ll eat you alive if you try to commit any corporate espionage on Newman Enterprises! “Tucker, you may think you have leverage over me, but my people have discovered several emails that will be quite detrimental to your continued business ventures. “Are you threatening me, Victoria.” Victoria smiles smugly. “Of course not. I just think you better be on your guard. I don’t just growl. I bite!”


            I turn at the wall and continue back down the lane, words floating over me:

            “….my Volvo needed an oil change and….”

            “….my car is smaller so….”

            “…. the mechanic told me…. if I want to be good to my car…”

The Talking Ladies continue their discussions over me, going from books, to men to cars. I wonder if I should stop my lap swimming and ask who their mechanic is. Sounds like someone that I’d like. Though the guys at J&E on 23rd Street are very nice and I really don’t need a new mechanic. Plus, I hate car stuff.

            It's 11:00 a.m. and the pool is closing. The lifeguard gets off his throne and paces slowly up the cement center between the deep side of the pool and the shallow. He’s young and shy. Doesn’t blow the whistle or yell for us to get out, but his movement is effective. Everyone gets out.

            Even the Talking Ladies.

            I wait to get out at the ladder, but Granny Glasses is blocking my way out. 

            “I am going to try this Sushi place on….” Alice is yelling over me.

            “…. since Covid I ….”

            Instead of trying to manuever past Granny Glasses to get out at the ladder, I decide to just heave myself out onto the deck. 

           Sitting on the wet cement deck for a moment, I can't help but grin. "....if you wanna come to lunch with me, I...."

          Of course, she's not talking to me. But that's okay. I can listen.

          

            

           

 

5 comments:

RJJ said...

Not a swimmer, but the art museum can have the same problem...talking people and their i phones, and yacking up where they take their summer vacations...

Cj said...

Yes, people and their phones is a whole other can of worms! Thanks for reading, RJJ!

Ian said...

I'm a guy and I MEAN it - silence may be more blissful, but not as funny as gossip

Cj said...

Hah! True, Ian! Thanks for your Guy Perspective!

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